kinkshamer69:

i would rather be shoved into a locker for 2 years than call a romantic partner “daddy” but if you’re one of those people who are into that, then, please, next time you get into a fight with him please say something like “you’re not my REAL dad!” you have full permission to steal my joke that im never going to use

thursday:

does anyone else go out of their way to reblog from the source of a post to cover up the fact that you’re creeping on someone’s blog 

crypticdatesuggestions:

Date a boy who chants ominously outside your window at 2am.

lovlae:

i have a phd in Loving The Color Pink And Also Glitter 

jessefuckingmccree:

this really effeminate lady came to my store yesterday and like….her hair and makeup were done super well and she had a casual outfit on and we talked and she said she also worked in the mall. she told me at her department store, a bunch of people come in and take shit so i was like “wheres security?” and she was like “i AM security” and pulled up her sleeves and showed me a bunch of bruises and scars and she was like “i love hand to hand combat” and i? have never fallen in love so Quick? holy shit

fatimamononoke:

just wanna lay in silence with somebody who cares about my emotional wellbeing